Masses,
As you all know, I declared in a previous post that this is The Decade of the Mustache. To honor and promote the majesty and class of the soup strainer, I’ve decided to write a Haiku about mustaches. (Haiku’s are one of my many hobbies.) Enjoy:
Majestic hair growth
Attractive Warm Upper Lip
Handsome and Classy
To promote The Decade of the Mustache, you can order a free set of fake mustaches at www.thehandsomegent.com. Wear them with class.
You’re Welcome,
The Handsome Gent
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